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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Soylent Green is made out of people. IT'S PEOPLE!

::enter Jennifer::

Jennifer:
Someone call the wwaaaaaaahhhhmbulance, because here comes more whining. I want to use my left arm again. I miss it. It was nice having full usage of both arms. I was just trying to do the Right Thing and donate blood for all the folks out there who are in need of it. I can spare a pint. Why not give it to someone else?

::enter Nurse Slayer::

Nurse Slayer:
Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, what a naive little girl. I've got just the thing for you. The Needle of DOOM! Hazaa!

::Nurse Slayer brandishes Large Pointy Needle proudly::

Jennifer:
Noooo!

::Jennifer runs, and chase ensues::

Nurse Slayer:
You can run, but you can't hide!

::Jennifer realizes she's just dreaming. She's safely back in the office. Or is she....::

DUM DA DA DUMMMM....

posted by Jennifer at 2/02/2005 12:33:00 PM



4 comments:
Blogger The Tremulant Sings said...

I had a dream just like that, except, instead of a nurse with a needle, it was Richard Simmons, and he was naked. Then he turned into naked-Bill Gates, which, wasn't as disgusting as Richard Simmons, but equally disturbing. I hope your arm feels better soon.

2/02/2005 01:19:00 PM  



Blogger The Kraken said...

You have entirely too much free time at work. You're worse than JRazz.

2/02/2005 03:32:00 PM  



Blogger Daphne_Blue said...

That nurse Slayer sure gets around! I think she was there for the birth of both of my kids. ACK!

2/02/2005 06:10:00 PM  



Blogger The Kraken said...

"Nurse Slayer? Excellent!"

"Put them in the Iron Maiden."

"Bogus!"

2/03/2005 03:17:00 PM  



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