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Friday, January 28, 2005

somewhere that's green

My left arm is just now showing physical evidence of what I've been whining about since Tuesday. It's turning green. Really, it is. If it's taken this long for the bruise to start surfacing, I'm assuming it must've been pretty friggin' deep. I will keep you posted as it continues to change color. I'm sure you're dying to know all about it.

I should send daily updates to the Red Cross and pester them about it. I received an apology card from the local Red Cross Director of Marketing today. She said that she would be happy to personally escort me through the donation process if I decide to donate again. That makes me feel a little better. At least she could be a witness if something goes awry next time.

So, in honor of Little Shop of Horrors, I've named this post after one of its best songs, sung by Audrey. Don't know the song? Click here for lyrics.

posted by Jennifer at 1/28/2005 01:41:00 PM



3 comments:
Blogger The Tremulant Sings said...

Are you sure it's not just totally-unrelated gang-green? Wait, that's not funny. What I meant to say, was, "SUE RED CROSS!!!"

1/29/2005 02:42:00 AM  



Blogger Jennifer said...

Maybe it is gangrene. My arm is SO gonna fall off. It looks like a zombie arm. If I start getting a craving for some brains, I'll be sure to post about it. Mmm.. brains..

1/29/2005 08:11:00 AM  



Anonymous Dennis said...

I think you are hot Jennifer, really!

1/16/2006 11:30:00 PM  



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