Thursday, December 01, 2005

seven days to live my life or seven ways to die

I stole this from Daphne, even though I wasn't tagged...

7 Celebrity crushes:
Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson, John Lennon (yes, I'm well aware that he's dead), Conan O'Brien, Ben Folds, Björk, Steve Buscemi... close runner-up: Bill Murray (and, yes, I know I'm strange)

7 Things I'm good at:
procrastinating, drawing, making logos, making fried potatoes, using a microwave, attracting stray cats, wearing holes in my socks

7 Things I plan to do before I die:
grow potatoes, do a cartwheel, do a headstand, make curtains for my house, own a house, get a friend for Osagi, sing in a choir again (more)

7 Things I cannot do:
write in cursive, parallel park, crochet, knit, call strangers, change the oil in my car, turn a cartwheel

7 Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
intelligence, humor, blue eyes, sarcasm, ingenuity, sincerity, fondness for animals

7 Things I say often:
"Yeah, well." "I see." "3 is my number." "All righty." "Howdy!" (jokingly... not in a redneck sorta way.) "Peachy." "While you're up and in the kitchen, would you please bring me a glass of soy milk?"


posted by Jennifer at 12/01/2005 08:13:00 AM

Blogger The Kraken said...

No, it's more like "Baaaaabe? (in the whiniest voice possible) Can you bring me a glass of soy milk because you love me?" And what the fuck Steve Buscemi? I'm offended that you are attracted to me after hearing that!

12/01/2005 09:11:00 PM  

Blogger Jennifer said...

Steve Buscemi is awesome. A past friend's obsession with him apparently rubbed off on me. I can't explain it.

12/02/2005 05:24:00 AM  

Blogger DJ Shovelpants said...

Nice list. I had to steal this stolen list and plug into my miserable blogs.

As for Steve Buscemi. He's a good shit. The dude's got mad talent AND he's a NY Firefighter. Can't argue with that.

12/02/2005 07:59:00 AM  

Blogger Jennifer said...

Good call.

See? I'm not the only Buscemi admirer out there.

12/03/2005 07:13:00 AM  

Blogger The Kraken said...

Bottom line: Steve Buscemi is fucking hideous. End of story. I can't understand why anyone would be attracted to him.

12/04/2005 09:15:00 PM  

Anonymous b argo said...

Big fan of the bug-eyed freak, myself. What can I say? He's got that oddball talent charisma, which is always a big hit with the "laydeezz". Plus he always looks like he's about to drop dead any second, so he gets the sympathy vote too.

And he's a fireman? He's a talented, emaciated hero - hell, that's your trifecta. Steve's probably beating them off with a shitty stick even as we speak.

No wonder he's so thin.

12/05/2005 02:50:00 AM  

Blogger AKA said...

I, too, can see the strange allure of the snaggle-toothed Buscemi. Coolest ugly dude ever!

12/05/2005 07:22:00 AM  

Blogger Jennifer said...

Michael, looks like you've been outvoted. Steve Buscemi is bringin' on the hotness.

12/05/2005 08:55:00 AM  

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