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Monday, April 04, 2005

'cept for me and my monkey

I haven't had a chance to take a semi-decent Jennifer-as-a-red-head photo, so you will all have to keep shivering in anticipation. Or give up on me. Or go here. Whichever you'd like. It has come to my attention lately exactly how much of a workaholic I truly am, and I barely can muster the strength to keep working. I will not be getting much sleep this week.

Isn't one of the signs of having an addiction when the problem in question begins to interrupt your life daily? ::tries to remember Psych 101, but fails miserably::

I think I need a 12-step program.

Or maybe I should adopt a more enjoyable addiction like alcoholism or an addiction to internet pornography (is there a technical name for that?). Or, if all else fails, maybe I could start a heavy regimen of "smoking" candy cigarettes. I am crazy about those things.

Hopefully, my lack of sultry photos or having anything interesting to say won't affect my ranking of #5 on The List... though I am already listed below a Republican, so it's probably all downhill from here. ha! :^)

posted by Jennifer at 4/04/2005 06:05:00 PM



2 comments:
Blogger The Author said...

It's called Typeous Onehandous in Latin but more commonly known as Interpornoholicism.

Many thanks for posting a link to a sex thing. I actually thought it was you with red hair and clicked on it. I am at work. HR will be phoning me shortly.

4/05/2005 06:44:00 AM  



Blogger The Kraken said...

LOL!

4/05/2005 07:34:00 AM  



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