Thursday, March 31, 2005

like a red rubber ball

I'm feeling much better today... no thanks to my husband, who is apparently using me as some sort of germ guinea pig. :^)

As I sat at home sick, I surfed the ol' internet yesterday for hours (yes, hours), and discovered I have been listed by The Boutros as a "Hot Blogger." I'm very excited. Of course, I'm only #7, though. *sigh*

I'll have to post a Jennifer-as-a-red-head photo soon. Maybe that will up my ranking. ha!

posted by Jennifer at 3/31/2005 02:00:00 PM

Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm said...

You should print Michael a shirt that says "Some guy listed my Wife as the #7 Hot Blogger!" so he can wear it at work.

3/31/2005 02:32:00 PM  

Blogger The Author said...

How come I had NO idea you were Kraken's wife?

[insert awkward silence here]

Furthermore, how come Kraken hasn't sent me death threats yet?

[insert call to "protection" as well as "lawyer" here]

As for your #7 position on the list... It's a VERY finicky list. I can't divulge too too much information about how I compile The List (great, now I've started capitalizing it) but suffice it to say it's based on my own personal and quite biased and sometimes even offensive opinions and it's rather subjective.

I read your website and discovered you were a vegetarian (maybe even vegan). Being a very strong supporter of the Canadian beef industry I did not fancy that personal choice of yours and you fell a few spots.

Fair? No. Just? No. But you're a big girl and I figure you can handle it. Plus, it's all in good fun anyway so I figure no one really cares that much. Well, except for the guy who sent me that email, and tickles_tapeworm who thinks I'm a slime ball.

Don't ever admit to being a Republican though or you'll end up like Heather (#8 and at risk of falling behind the dude NJ).

4/01/2005 06:24:00 AM  

Blogger The Kraken said...

Fear not, for we are staunch anti-Republicans...

4/01/2005 06:35:00 AM  

Blogger The Author said...

Awesome! But how come more of you didn't vote?!?!?

4/01/2005 07:08:00 AM  

Blogger The Kraken said...

My vote will never count in this country for my countrymen are IDIOTS.

"I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!" -Dark Helmet

4/01/2005 08:24:00 AM  

Blogger The Tremulant Sings said...

I'm confused though, aren't you married Boutros? My wife would KILL me if she found a hot girl list on my blog. Do I have you confused with someone else, or is your wife just really laid back? If I DID have a list though, Jennifer AND the Kraken would be on it, in addition to you and Uncle Jay. I figure hey, if you can raise or lower spots based on personality, then you'd all have alot of points. Tickles would at least get honorable mention...

4/01/2005 07:31:00 PM  

Blogger The Kraken said...

I think the less we talk about Uncle Jay Razz, the better off we'll all be. Now, let us never mutter his name again...

4/01/2005 08:14:00 PM  

Blogger The Author said...

My wife, much to her credit, doesn't pay much attention to anything I do - especially on the internet.

She knows where I like my nachos dipped (eew).

It's not where you get your appetite, so long as you come home for supper.

Just because the store is closed, doesn't mean you can't window shop.

Just because you work at McDonald's doesn't mean you can't have Burger King. Oh wait, yes it does. Never mind :-o

At any rate, sure, it's largely based on looks, but that's not all. It's based on many other factors, some of which aren't even that arbitrary. All in good fun, and if anyone sends me nudie shots, even better!

4/02/2005 07:04:00 PM  

Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm said...

Are you justifying to us or yourself? ;)

4/03/2005 04:55:00 AM  

Blogger The Author said...

Hey, he asked, I answered. Rather creatively I might add. :-)

4/03/2005 06:11:00 AM  

Blogger The Tremulant Sings said...

Dammit you two! I will turn this car around! Don't make me tell your father!

4/04/2005 12:46:00 AM  

Blogger The Author said...

He started it.

4/04/2005 06:46:00 AM  

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