You should print Michael a shirt that says "Some guy listed my Wife as the #7 Hot Blogger!" so he can wear it at work.

How come I had NO idea you were Kraken's wife?

[insert awkward silence here]

Furthermore, how come Kraken hasn't sent me death threats yet?

[insert call to "protection" as well as "lawyer" here]

As for your #7 position on the list... It's a VERY finicky list. I can't divulge too too much information about how I compile The List (great, now I've started capitalizing it) but suffice it to say it's based on my own personal and quite biased and sometimes even offensive opinions and it's rather subjective.

I read your website and discovered you were a vegetarian (maybe even vegan). Being a very strong supporter of the Canadian beef industry I did not fancy that personal choice of yours and you fell a few spots.

Fair? No. Just? No. But you're a big girl and I figure you can handle it. Plus, it's all in good fun anyway so I figure no one really cares that much. Well, except for the guy who sent me that email, and tickles_tapeworm who thinks I'm a slime ball.

Don't ever admit to being a Republican though or you'll end up like Heather (#8 and at risk of falling behind the dude NJ).

Awesome! But how come more of you didn't vote?!?!?

My wife, much to her credit, doesn't pay much attention to anything I do - especially on the internet.

She knows where I like my nachos dipped (eew).

It's not where you get your appetite, so long as you come home for supper.

Just because the store is closed, doesn't mean you can't window shop.

Just because you work at McDonald's doesn't mean you can't have Burger King. Oh wait, yes it does. Never mind :-o

At any rate, sure, it's largely based on looks, but that's not all. It's based on many other factors, some of which aren't even that arbitrary. All in good fun, and if anyone sends me nudie shots, even better!

Are you justifying to us or yourself? ;)

Hey, he asked, I answered. Rather creatively I might add. :-)

He started it.