Actually I agree..
I think some of his stuff is awesome...

Poor Kraken.. I can write something for ya if you like..

Twice Shy
Two Times Bitten
Nice Ladies
Twice Smitten
Two Memmories
Two kisses stolen..
Two Steps closer
To sheets unfoldin'

Two kisses
Two Hugs
Two People
Gettin' it on! ;)

Okay. That's. Just. Creepy.

I appreciate the effort, but please don't quit your day job.