If you weren't drunk when you wrote that, you didn't need a cigarette. Drinking time is the only acceptable smoking time.

Maybe you just need some chocolate Pocky? You can hold it like a cigarette, and it's still chocolate...

Chocolate Pocky, eh? I may have to look into this. I was on a candy cigarette kick for a while, but then they stopped carrying them at the store. It makes me sad. I love those things.

Aah, I see. Tickles! How dare you make a typo on my weblog. Shame! ::raps knuckles:: hehe

No, I was actually talking about Pocky.

And fuck what that wiki says; I am not a Japanophile, nor an Otaku. I just like Pocky.

Oh. Well, in that case, the mighty Kraken stands corrected.

What, did he think I was talking about Hash or something?