They do make those. I found them on Amazon.com, and I linked to it in the post. :^P And sporks are far from useless. I mean, sure, you wouldn't want to eat EVERYTHING with one, but they're great for chunky soups when you need to spear the chunks, but you still want to get plenty of the broth.

PS: At least my friend Josh is willing to get me a stainless steel spork, even if my crotchety husband Michael is unwilling to get me one. hehe.