Wohoo! You did a great job -- I'm very impressed. ;)

Thanks. :^)

Nice job! I went through a phase of autobarbation years ago and only succeeded in looking like a pillock. On the plus side however, I did coin the word "autobarbation".

You will of course be delighted to know that your new hairstyle has been immortalised in a short story by Zadie Smith which was inspired by the fabulously happy song by the two-and-only They Might Be Giants:

"And although I liked you anyway,
Check out your haircut:
A proscenium to stage a face
That needs no makeup."

I love the new term! It sounds so official. ha! :^)

And what a fun song, too. I can't say I've heard it before, but it's so very happy and catchy.