Friday, March 10, 2006

just put on a happy face

For immediate release:

Jennifer W.K.'s Wal-Mart '06 Tour has been cancelled, after two stops in Antioch and Lookout Valley, TN, due to overwhelming sensory overload.

Jennifer was found in hiding this afternoon in the fabric section of the new Lookout Valley Wal-Mart, rubbing her face on the fuzzy white fleece, whilst caressing a piece of rose burlap. She was softly crying, "Why? Why? Pretty roses should be soft, not coarse." Her doctors have announced this is probably induced by shock, due to all the bright colors, smiley faces, and plethora of logos.

Jennifer W.K. is now resting at her parents' home in Chattanooga, TN, where she will be treated by a photo-taking trek into the woods, playtime with kittens, and a homecooked dinner. She is expected to eventually have a full recovery.

She is also expected to update her daily photo weblog later this evening.


posted by Jennifer at 3/10/2006 12:06:00 PM

Blogger Penny said...

I love this post and I visited the photos and I hope you are well.

3/11/2006 02:28:00 PM  

Blogger Penny said...

a haiku for you..

pictures and words
obscure yet telltale they are
lately gone missing

how is JenniferWK?

3/12/2006 07:27:00 PM  

Blogger Jennifer said...

Thanks for the haiku. I don't think anyone's ever written a haiku for me before. :^)

3/14/2006 12:51:00 PM  

Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm said...

I've never even seen a Wal*Mart yet. I might go to one today actually. I'm kind of scared.

3/28/2006 01:36:00 PM  

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