Next October, we're moving to New Jersey. So, we'll be free of the majority of our neighbors being Bush-lovin'-Bible-thumpers, but sadly, we won't be free of Bush as the president.

You guys seem really cool. The blue states of America welcome you! New Hampshire was dumb enough to go for Bush last time, but we knew better this time around. Too bad some people didn't (although there were plenty of mindless repug-lican Bush-supporters here too).

Maybe they'll be able to prove that the machines were rigged. At any rate, at least he can't run again. Only four more years. God help us all.

I would never dream of threatening the life of the most powerful person on the planet... of course not... that would be utterly ridiculous. Why would any intelligent person question the intelligence of a coke-snorting, drunk-driving, line-bungling genius? Good thing I'm afraid of the secret service.