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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

'cause everybody hurts

Here's the deal. I'm whiney.

Here's what happened:

[Don't laugh. Seriously.]

I had a little "accident" in the kitchen last night. I went to turn off the light over the sink, and noticed a cat toy in the floor while the light was still on. So, silly me, I turned off the light THEN bent down to pick up the cat toy. I bent over straight into the rim of the trash can. I hooked my tailbone on the edge of it, emitted a series of foul words, and went to bed hurting and pissy.

It hurts when I sit. It hurts when I stand. It hurts when I walk.

[Okay. Stop laughing. I said stop. Dammit.]

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posted by Jennifer at 5/10/2006 10:32:00 AM



5 comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the foul words. They were pretty foul.

5/10/2006 12:54:00 PM  



Blogger cait said...

the word combination of "hooked" and "tailbone" is almost more than i can bare (or bear, whatever). i'm not laughing at you. but only because i'm trying not to vomit.

oh, and the doctor says no sitting, stading, or walking. that should do the trick.

5/10/2006 07:18:00 PM  



Blogger SuperP. said...

"hooked" and "tailbone" got me too!

I do the same dumbass things, from time to time.. I think it's a personality defect of sorts.. dyslexic personality disorder or something.. my whole life seems to go in reverse.

LOL.

Ok.. I stopped.

5/11/2006 11:35:00 AM  



Blogger Brianne K. said...

so... we're confused... your tailbone curves outward somehow?

5/11/2006 02:43:00 PM  



Blogger Jennifer said...

Oh, Brianne. Come now. Don't pretend you aren't intimately acquainted with my pointy tailbone.

5/11/2006 04:18:00 PM  



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